Truths Learned in Cancun

~ I do not make a good resort person.

~ You can never drink too many strawberry daiquiris sin alcohol.

~ 6 days is a VERY long time to be apart from your children.

~ Just because you are at a resort doesn't give you the right to wear a bikini.

~ Mexico makes Kurt happy.

~ EVERYONE looks better with their clothes on.

~ I would have nothing to talk about if I didn't have kids.

~ Being alone forces you to make friends fast or embrace your loneliness.

~ Scuba diving makes Rachel happy.

~ Complaining is never attractive (especially when you have no control over the situation!)

~ I live in a bubble called Vale.

~ The trip would have been an entirely different one if the kids had come.

~ 2nd honeymoons are awesome.

~ I do not tan.

~ Honeymoons end quickly when you get home.

~ I can sleep on an aluminum floor. Kurt cannot.

~ We don't fit the Valley mold.

~ Kurt will never get tired of pivots.

~ A good book can save your life.

~ Not showering for a day because you are stuck in an airport will make your rash itch.

~ I would go on a 3rd honeymoon.